Far from the MCC fines 07.05.06 v Cholsey CC (a) lost by 5 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Matt	Duck Avoidance		£0.25
Martin	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Self Importance	Hogging the bowling with wides
	Bowling on Pitch before Game
			£1.50
Gary	Holing Out	Accurately picking the only fielder on the boundary
	Ball Avoidance	Poor judgement expecting ball to hit stumps for run-out
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
			£1.00
Steve D	Impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger	On knees as in Terminator, after drop off his bowling	£0.25
Ian	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Losing The Toss
	Poor Field Placement	Of self, 10 yards in from boundary thus missing catch [over head]
	Foot and Mouth Disease	Over-confidence after six, out next ball
	Pub Avoidance	Not knowing start time of game so we left pub 30 minutes early
	Bowling on Pitch before Game
	Dissing The Team
	Fine Entrapment	Telling Thorn not to bother with shoes as game wouldn't be on
	Cricket Avoidance	Attempted – speculating that game might be off
			£2.50
Thornton	Duck		£0.50
	Sportswear Avoidance	Shoes
	Bowling on Pitch before Game
	Umpiring Avoidance
	Feigning Injury	Knee injury
			£1.50
James H	Impersonating Shahid Afridi	Pitch abuse – it's bad enough anyway!
	Self Importance	Impersonating the skipper
	Excessive Follow-Through
	Inappropriate Praying	Appealing to God
			£1.00
Ant	Excessive Show of Relief	On taking his 1st wicket of season
	Average Protection
	Ball Avoidance	Didn't field the ball once
			£0.75
Jake	Bad Hair Day	Trying on helmet while waiting to bat
	Excessive Cheesiness	Deep-fried camembert before game
			£0.50
Geoff	Pub Avoidance	After game
	Bowling on Pitch before Game
			£0.50
Nick	Duck		£0.50
	Opening Partnership Avoidance		£0.50
	Bowling Avoidance	Not completing an over - again
	Dissing the Scorer	"Only dweebs who bat 9/10/11 score."
	Self Importance	"Only dweebs who bat 9/10/11 score."
	Pub Avoidance	After game - though was setting up barbeque
	Environment Abuse	Driving to game despite living in village
	Networking Avoidance	Not inviting opposition to barbeque
	Impersonating a Footballer	Attempted run-out kicking ball at stumps
	Sportswear Avoidance	Calling for hat upon a few spots of rain, jinxing weather
	Self Importance	Messiah-like tendencies
			£3.25
		TOTAL	£19.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2