Far from the MCC fines 03.06.07 v Bodleian (h) won by 10 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Ade S	Impersonating a Mister Man	Mr Noisy – on wicket celebration
	Nickname Avoidance	Other Mister Men, but not Mr Small
	Impersonating a Mister Man	Mr Greedy – eating most of the tea
	Impersonating a Tourist	Left-hand drive car… meeting fellow tourist Ian, same side of road going opposite direction
	Umpiring Incompetence	Confusing bye and no-ball signal
	Impersonating Steve Harmison	First ball wide
	Excessive Run-Up	Which stops and restarts halfway
			£1.75
Martin	Average Protection
	Comedy Fielding	Throw went awry
	Pitch Abuse	Damaging the field of play
	Dropped Catch	C&B chance	£0.50
	Self Importance	Hogging the game
			£1.50
Dave	Apologizing to Batsman after Dismissing
	Self Importance	'Not interested' in Buffet Award
	Communication Avoidance	Match report avoidance
	Communication Avoidance	Failure to find out about Buffet Award
	Having a Minor Cob	"Load of bullshit!" re fines
	Self Importance	Arguing with Fines Committee
			£1.50
Ian	Losing The Toss
	Impersonating a Tourist	Driving on wrong side of road
	Geography Avoidance	Unable to give directions to those lost in transit
	Average Protection
	Self Importance	Hogging the game
	Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	Attempt to make a round £2.50	£0.50
	Having a Minor Cob	Somewhat fake, to make a round £3
	Celebration Avoidance	When reaching 50
	Comedy Paraphernalia	Spiderman money-box
	Communication Avoidance	Failure to name meeting pub then getting name wrong
	Impersonating Tinkerman	Taking slip out… then chance to non-existent slip
			£3.00
Mike R	Excessive Nostalgia	"No wickets… Just like playing for the Marlborough"
	Impersonating Billy Liar	Claiming opp's bat never wears gloves	£0.50
			£0.75
Nick	Pub Avoidance
	Ball Avoidance	Possible chance at slip
	Abusing a Team Mate	"His name's Billy because he's a liar – he can't bowl really"
			£0.75
Thornton	Comedy Fielding	Losing sunglasses in dropped catch
	Ball Avoidance	Nut-megged
	Ball Avoidance	Ran in then ball sailed over head
	Comedy Fielding	Ran in then ball sailed over head
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Having a Major Cob	Re fines	£0.50
	Impersonating a Clown	General comedy fielding
	Having a Minor Cob	Blaming Steve P for instigating expensive cobbing fines
	Self Importance	Fake cob
			£3.25
James H	Fine Entrapment	Confirming opp's bat normally does wear gloves
	Sportswear Avoidance	Feigning sleeveless shirt
	Grumbling	About leg-side field
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Indecisiveness	Not knowing where to bowl (with leg-side field)
			£1.50
Matt	Missed Stumping		£0.50
			£0.50
John	Failure to Control Child
	Impersonating a Tourist	Bringing tent
			£0.50
Ant	Apologizing to Batsman after Dismissing
	Missed Run-Out	Two quarter-chances
			£0.50
		TOTAL	£15.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2