Far from the MCC fines 02.09.07 v Tetsworth CC (a) lost by 6 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Ade S	Comedy Appealing	Excessive Appealing
	Impersonating a Tennis Player	Grunt ball
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
			£1.00
Geoff	Fine Avoidance	No money to pay fines
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Duck		£0.50
			£1.75
Jake	Dropped Catch	Straight down throat, or would have been if hadn't run in 20 yards	£0.50
	Comedy Dismissal	Yorked self and played on
	Bat Abuse	Breaking Biffa II
	Records Avoidance	Failed longest duck attempt
	Impersonating Steve P	Mincing to retrieve ball
			£1.50
Ian	Comedy Field Setting	Bringing extra slips in when game had slipped away
	Exploiting Eastern European Labour	Making Petr carry the kit bag
	Dissing The Team	James on getting out
	Dissing The Team	Jake on dropped catch
	Cricket Avoidance	Chatting to Ant, as one of two mid offs during play
	Bowling Avoidance	Not bringing self on to be smacked around the park
			£1.50
Nick	Comedy Throwing	Returned ball all of 5 yards after retrieving
	Comedy Dismissal	Running self out
	Comedy Fielding	Dive 20 minutes too late
	Suicidal Running	Not even his call
			£1.00
Thornton	Comedy Fielding	Diving after ball had crossed boundary
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee	Waffling about something unrelated
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Ball Avoidance	C&B chance: "I was too busy laughing to catch that"
	Run Avoidance	Sending Nick Back
	Insolvency		-£0.50
			£1.00
James H	Sportswear Avoidance	Jumper - batting in an umpires coat
	Winding up an Opposition Player	The hard-hitting opener
	Duck		£0.50
			£1.00
Matt	Comedy Bowling	Ball bounced 17 times	£0.25
Mike C	Geography Avoidance	Was supposed to have left for Carlisle
	Sportswear Avoidance	Shirt - borrowed one off Matt
	Inappropriate Flirting	To opponent's keeper: "Nice tackle"
	Fielding with Hands in Pockets
	Self Importance	Trying to pay more for fines than owed
	Fine Avoidance	Trying to call end to own fines
			£1.50
Ade F	Self Importance	Correcting the scorer
	Having a Minor Cob	After running third then eventually told it had gone for four
	Comedy Fielding	Barrier like a sieve
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.25
Ant	Cricket Avoidance	Chatting to Ian, as one of two mid offs during play
	Comedy Bowling	Sugary trifles, etc
	Match Fixing	Arranging defeat by inviting OCA champions
	Self Importance	Re opening the batting: "Great decision, skip"
	Bullying a Small Child	Taking tennis ball from Tash to give to Daniel - Impersonating Robin Hood
	Harbouring Dark Thoughts
			£1.50
		TOTAL	£13.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2