Far from the MCC fines 10.05.09 v Nomads CC (a) lost by 3 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Dan	Parkinson Cob	Being given out lbw of course
			£1.00
Doc	Bribery	Telling James he would give him a fiver if he took three wickets in an over
			£0.25
Thorn	Smoking	On the pitch
	Skiving	On and off the pitch
			£0.75
Matt	Dropped catch	Sharp chance off James’s bowling
			£0.50
Ade	Leniency as fines chairman	Just look at the totals
			£0.25
Darley	Incompetence	Or was it incontinence?
		Dropped catch
			£0.75
J-MO	Dissent	Although he did walk
			£0.25
Emerson	No nickname	Still?
			£0.25
Moo	Comedy running	Slipping at the crease
	Over excitement	Winning the toss?
			£0.50
JP	Dropped catch	Sharp chance, travelling off own bowling
	Dropped catch	Easy bagger, long on, no excuse
	Dropped catch	Lost the will to live
	Dissing team	Not sure why but he dropped three catches did we mention that?
			£3.00
Dobner	Dropped catch	This is getting boring. Sharp chance, off own bowling
	Pub avoidance	Before, and after
			£0.75
		TOTAL	£8.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2