Far from the MCC fines 14.04.13 v Horspath CC (a) lost by 151 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Bob	Average Protection	Just patiently waited at the non-striker’s end for the inevitable collapse
	Deaf	See Salad's comedy dismissal above
			£0.50
J-Mo	Arguing Umpires Decision	Trigger finger Russ.. This could Run! ;) Thank fuck it wasn't Spam	£5.00
	Cob
	Ignoring Captains Call	The call of the "MOOOOOOO's" could be hear d for miles around but not 3 metre's away
	Attempting to Kill Captain	By trying to impersonate a bulldozer or Paddy and flatten him
	Dobner Clause		-£4.75
			£1.00
Salad	Comedy Dismissal	Yes, No, Don't know, waiting, yes, and finally, no.. Because Bob hadn't heard a word of any of the previous.
	Opening Bowler no wicket	Bloody good spell though
	Comedy Fielding	Attempting to stop the ball by sitting on it....
	Impersonating Harmison	Triple bouncer to Point
	Laughing during run up
			£1.25
Moo	Fail
	Abusing Power * 2	Stealing some fielding off Spam
	Self Entrapment
	Precipitating Collapse
	Enjoying defeat	"I'm taking lots of positives from this game"
	Taking positives from a 151 run defeat	Paddy showing signs of becoming the "new Dan"? ;)
			£1.75
Matt	Injuring self
	Self Entrapment	In his kiss and tell tale of injury woe
	Hypochondriac
			£0.75
Dave	Duck		£0.50
	Comedy Fielding	"Top Bombing"
	Impersonating Tom Daley	It had potential but could have led to a fight with a scouser
	Failure to Drink enough
	Surprise at wicket	That wild hoick at a straight one that pinged off stump
			£1.50
Russ	Instigating collapse
	Opening partnership less than 25
	Comedy Fielding
	Self Entrapment
	Injuring Self whilst dropping ball
			£1.25
Paddy	Getting out to Dan	I want to curl up in a corner and die after getting out to that ball!!
	Self Importance	Vetoing triple fines for getting out to Dan "I am the Fines Chairman"
	Comedy Fielding	I ran after some stuff
	Turning 2's into 2's	The horror!!
	Self Entrapment	Winging about no balls, whilst batting
	Winging about no balls	Pathetic!
	Monopolising strike	Faced so many balls in the innings that Julian Clary was jealous
	Fishing	A lot of hoicking at thin air
	Impersonating Dan Edwards	7 off 36 balls… "All Day"
			£2.25
Spam	Irresponsible Batting
	Putting mockers on Dave
	Using up team luck	Should this be times 10? ;)
	Cob
			£1.00
Timms	Comedy fielding
	Comedy Dismissal	Beautiful forward defensive from bat to pad to stumps
	Stranding Bob
	Trying to get recruited by Horspath CC	Shocking
	Developing yips	Almost from the moment the recruitment offer came!!
			£1.25
Dobner	Fines Avoidance * 10		£2.50
	Dobner Clause		-£1.50
			£1.00
		TOTAL	£13.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-smug (overly arrogant)	£0.50
Extreme Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£0.50
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2