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“Judas Does a Lucan
As MAD Give Blake the Run Around

 

 

Match:  24 / 615

Won by 3 wkts

 

 

Team

 

Total

Sydenham CC

158 - 8

G. Timms  4 - 34,  M. Rundle  2 - 14

 

FFTMCC

159 - 7

C. Williams  55,  L. Ainsworth  21

 

 

 

 

Nestled in the lowlands of the Chilterns is the idyllic cricket ground of Aston Rowant. A beautiful ground boasting two pitches and a lively club house serving a range of draft beers. Why we didn’t head straight there is anyone’s guess, instead ploughing further into the Oxfordshire countryside passing million-pound homes at every turn to the pristine village of Sydenham. A quick drink there and it was back towards the M40. Today we were on the second pitch, which although we were about two weeks early for the opening of its dedicated clubhouse was nevertheless considered a good thing as it was less public and crucially, smaller.

 

Sydenham are our kind of team, appearing to be the same demi graph in terms of age, portliness and general outlook on cricket / life. The weather was unseasonably warm and miraculously dry so on winning the toss Sydenham had no hesitation in batting.

 

 

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Later in the match, Williams tonks one to cow.

 

 

First out to bat was 66-year-old T Blakeley accompanied by… no hold on, I know that guy, isn’t he one of us? Indeed, it was Matthew John Reading, player number #133, who debuted in 2014, scoring 1 in his first innings against Horspath. However, it was in his second match that he really became one of us, when he made a roughly 100-mile round trip to a field in Wiltshire to play the Nomads. Matt fitted straight in, getting a golden duck and picking up the buffet. He stuck it out for another two years before drifting away, until now that is…. He’s still an opening bat, who now gets in to double figures (10) and is pretty decent behind the stumps. Good to see you Matt. Turning up for the opposition after eight years, that must be some sort of record.

 

The Sydenham wicket offers an optical illusion. From the boundary it looks to be uphill from the far end, whereas when you’re out there it’s uphill from the near end. Thus, it was that Reeves (5-0-14-0) opened up the hill, down the slope whereas Roberts (7-0-27-1) toiled away down the up slope from the near far end.

 

Sydenham were trundling along at 34 without loss after 12 overs when skipper Russ Turner turned to his turner Timms (7-0-35-4). Spin was certainly the order of the day and Gary got several to spit and bounce allowing him to rip through the engine room including a decent caught and bowled plus the ball of the day to clean bowl C Loftus for a golden. He also lured Sydenham star player D Bradley LBW (19) whilst attempting an ill-advised reverse sweep. Hats off to the umpires for giving that one (even through it was plumb) and for being lenient on the wides. We hope the bowler’s union repaid that in kind.

 

 

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A riveting day out for all concerned.

 

 

The Sydenham innings seemed to be limping to little more than three figures when in came tail enders D Reynolds (41*) and B Lamb (27). They hoiked and biffed in tremendous fashion whilst several MAD teamsters drop catches until Lee held on to a missile in the deep. The Sydenham innings concluded on 158, more than respectable. Tea was leisurely and wonderful, then it was our go.

 

Chris (55) and Lee (21) got us off to a flier and at 75 for 0 after 11 overs the game seemed to be done and dusted. However, Sydenham had other ideas, using nine bowlers with a variety of styles to keep The MAD guessing and struggling to score. Wickets fell at regular intervals. It would be easy to say all fell to stupid shots, but that is to do an injustice to the bowling and field placing, much more canny than it appeared.

 

 

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Keeper Reading watches on as Lee slaps one through the covers.

 

 

The MAD innings was hindered by Judas fielding from our own team. Howarth inexplicably stopped what was a certain two with his bat, whilst standing at the non-striker’s end. A little later umpire Russ at square leg, failed to get out of the way of one sailing towards the boundary. Nice work lads.

 

Still needing 11 for victory and with only 3 overs and 3 wickets remaining some on the boundary were getting the jitters. Not so James Hoskins who declared loudly and frequently that it was not in doubt and had been over for 20 overs or more. He was proved correct as finishers Timms (11*) and Rundle got us over the line courtesy of a few wides.

 

 

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Sanity prevailed and we travelled no further than the Aston Rowant clubhouse to celebrate with our excellent hosts. A good close game played in an excellent spirit. Just time to kick the Leeds football around for Blake to chase, like the lovely lad that he is.

 

 

’Reevsie’

 

 

 

 

 

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Statto Scorecards

 

 

 

Far From the MCC versus Sydenham CC

Played at Aston Rowant (Pitch B), 19 May 2024

 

Sydenham CC won the toss and elected to bat

Far from the MCC won by 3 wkts

 

Far from the MCC debuts:  n/a

 

 

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35 over match

 

 

 

Team

Sydenham CC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

T. Blakeley

b Rundle

31

 

4

-

1-36

2

M. J. Reading †

c & b Timms

10

 

1

-

2-49

3

P. Brine

c Williams b Timms

5

 

-

-

3-67

4

D. Bradley *

lbw b Timms

19

 

2

-

4-67

5

C. Loftus

b Timms

0

 

-

-

5-72

6

R. Senior

c & b Timms

0

 

-

-

6-82

7

P. Reynolds

not out

41

 

6

-

7-87

8

S. Ferriter

c Hotson b Hoskins

4

 

-

-

8-144

9

B. Lamb

c Ainsworth b Roberts

27

 

1

-

 

10

T. Roe

not out

4

 

-

-

 

11

M. Jones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extras

NB1, W8, LB5, B3

17

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 8 wickets, 35 overs)

158

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

Econ

 

1

Reeves

5

0

14

0

2.80

 

2

Roberts

7

0

27

1

3.86

 

3

Timms

7

0

35

4

5.00

 

4

Rundle

7

1

14

2

2.00

 

5

Hoskins

6

0

41

1

6.83

 

6

Howarth

3

0

19

0

6.33

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Team

Far from the MCC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

C. T. J. Williams

c & b Ferriter

55

(55)

7

1

1-75

2

L. G. Ainsworth

c Senior b Reynolds

21

(32)

2

-

2-88

3

R. P. Turner *

c Rowe b Ferriter

3

(11)

-

-

3-89

4

I. Howarth

b Blakeley

20

(44)

2

-

4-122

5

M. K. Reeves

b Bradley

16

(28)

3

-

5-132

6

J. D. Hoskins

b Bradley

1

(11)

-

-

6-140

7

J. A. Cartwright

c & b Brine

7

(8)

1

-

7-147

8

G. J. Timms

not out

11

(8)

1

-

 

9

M. S. Rundle

not out

0

(6)

-

-

 

10

C. D. Roberts

 

 

 

 

 

 

11

J. C. W. Hotson †

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extras

NB5, W10, LB1, B9

25

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 7 wickets, 33.1 overs)

159

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

Econ

 

1

Jones

7

0

34

0

4.86

 

2

Loftus

1

0

23

0

23.00

 

3

Bradley

7

1

18

2

2.57

 

4

Reynolds

3

0

15

1

5.00

 

5

Roe

6

0

19

0

3.17

 

6

Ferriter

4

1

14

2

3.50

 

7

Blakeley

3

0

9

1

3.00

 

8

Brine

2

0

14

1

7.00

 

9

Lamb

0.1

0

3

0

18.00

 

 

 

 

 

MOTM:  G. J. Timms

Champagne Moment:  J. C. W. Hotson’s catch above head whilst stood up (as keeper)

Buffet Award:  J. D. Hoskin’s sour-dough vegetarian pizzas (extra cheese)

MAD Moment:  R. P. Turner stopping a pulled boundary off Howarth by using his arm (as square leg umpire)

 

 

Opposition:  V110 / 004

Ground:  G102 / 004

Captain:  C024 / 085

Match No:  35 / 230