Match: 12 / 267
Won by 11 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
159 - 6 |
I.
Howarth 49, M. Westmoreland 41 |
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Harwell CC |
148 - 7 |
M.
Reeves 2 - 23 |
An animated call reporting flash floods and monsoon
conditions in nearby Streatley left Skipper Westmoreland rather bemused. What
were a group of his players doing in Streatley
before a game was due to start in Harwell – and what on earth were they on
about? Howarth getting lost in his car was par for the course, but bright and
sunny conditions overhead suggested anything other than a game of cricket
being played. Localised flooding? Sure enough, Harwell escaped – Streatley
didn’t. Pub cat
shelters for the deluge in Streatley (not to be confused with Harwell). Having stepped in at short notice to fill a fixture
void left by the Audley Ducks, Harwell CC took advantage of Sunday cricket
etiquette by having the Far from the MCC supplement their team with two
fielders after Martin’s latest winning of the toss. It was the least The MAD
could do given the circumstances – yet, it still didn’t stop most The MAD
team from quickly organising themselves to avoid helping out. The best example being You relax in
your shorts, Howarth’s decision at number 3 to go for a dump just
seconds before the start of The MAD innings was a bold one, he obviously
reasoned on the obdurate, wall-like defences of Edwards being more than
enough to repel the first over. Dobner’s banging on the loo door seconds
later exclaiming “Dan’s out first ball!” was naturally met with an atypical
reply of “whatever”. That Ian managed to finish up and sprint to the wicket
past an eager number four in R. Turner, is perhaps testament to his legendary
shitting ability. After a few early scares on a pitch offering movement
and variety of bounce, Howarth and Westmoreland began to settle in. Form with
the bat has been a most elusive commodity of late, especially with much of
the season being lost to rain – but here was that rare opportunity to
generate some. Together they saw off the opening combo of Reiss (7-0-30-2)
and Webb (7-1-23-0) and gradually began to express themselves. Their
partnership passed 50 and even succeeded in making the drinks break. It’s
amazing how the threat of fielding for the opposition concentrates the mind
on ones batting. Westmoreland
and Howarth add 98 for the 2nd wicket. If the following episode sounds dreadfully familiar –
it is: the notorious mini-Mad collapse. Not to be confused with the all-enveloping,
Milton-esque stellar implosion, but a smaller less spectacular fuck up that
can sometimes lead to a secondary implosion. I’m happy to report that Part II
failed to materialise, though I doubt people would have noticed as they were
still picking themselves off the floor following Part I. With the score on
98-1 after 23.2 overs of relative serenity, the two batsmen were separated
after discussing the need for 2 paltry runs for their 100 partnership –
Martin (41) thus top edging a full toss from pieman, R. Stewart, to backward
leg. They crossed and so Howarth faced the next ball. Amazingly he stretched
to reach a wide and only succeeded in lobbing a doughnut straight to a
grinning Mike Reeves at point. 98-3 and Howarth (49) netting record fines by
twice bringing the game into disrepute (£5 a time) as he kicked and threw his
kit all the way back to the pavilion. Whether the previous melodramatics
affected S. Dobner it is hard to say, but he continued the ‘over of shame’ by
miscuing a lightly iced bun straight to cover. 99-4. Stewart (2-0-9-3)
bagging 3 wickets in an over and the part-time pieman retiring to the
outfield shortly after knowing things can never ever get any better than this. The MAD’s eventual total of 159-6 was anchored by a
workmanlike knock from the revelatory Turner (26*) batting at four. He was
ably assisted by J. Pearson (11) and some late hitting by M. Reeves (16) –
who selflessly ran himself out for the third time in as many games off the
final ball of the innings. It was a remarkable feature of the FFTMCC innings
that throughout the 35 overs they batted – they continually hit the ball to
themselves, over themselves and wide of themselves. All this played out to
the bemusement of the home side, who simply stood idle in the field watching
their substitute fielders run themselves into the ground. The sight of P.
Mellor in his pink sun visor wobbling after all-ran threes and fours on this
massive ground somehow epitomising the insanity of it all…. Plush blue skies and sunshine welcomed a relaxed tea
interval – with both teams suitably happy with where the game stood. Harwell
requiring approximately 4.5 an over for victory. Nice
clubhouse at Harwell. Very nice. The impressive D. It was a crucial stage of the match and having done
bugger all with the bat, Mr. Edwards (5-0-29-1) finally worked some magic
with the ball – having the dangerous Stewart castled for 40. It may well have
been the turning point in the game
– who knows? Going into the final 7 overs Harwell required 44 runs for
victory with 6 of their possible 8 wickets in hand. Pointless
photo of Duck…. Shorn of regular bowling resources, Westmoreland
reluctantly turned to the cynically ageing Reeves and Howarth to finish
things off. Normally these two medium pace trundlers can be seen trying to
catch the Skipper’s eye by going through ridiculous warm-up routines in the field;
and normally Martin manages to avoid eye-contact in favour of youth and
vigour (if indeed The MAD boast any youth and vigour). Beggars can’t be
choosers, so Reeves and Howarth got thrown the ball – and inexplicably they
repaid their Skipper’s faith. Howarth (3-0-7-1) used his recent T20 ‘death
bowling’ to excellent effect, with Reeves maintaining admirable line and
length in the line of fire. With one over left and 20 runs still required for
victory, it was always going to prove too greater a hill for Harwell to
climb. Despite Reeves (4-0-23-2) ramping up the tension with a succession of
wides, The MAD won out by the comfortable margin of 11 runs. Harwell proved a most engaging and humorous outfit – a
team the Far from the MCC will hopefully enjoy regular contests with in
seasons to come. As well as being on our level, they’ve also adopted
post-match fines at the pub – seeing fit to label us with a fantastic barb
relating to our substitute fielding: “you guys just like playing with yourselves.”
Indeed we do. Indeed we do. ‘Spam’
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Far from the MCC versus Harwell CC Played at Harwell, 29 July 2012 Far from the MCC won the toss and
elected to bat Far from the MCC won by 11 runs Far from the MCC debuts: none |
12 / 267 35 over match |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
D. M. Edwards |
b Reiss |
0 |
(1) |
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1-0 |
2 |
M. T. Westmoreland *+ |
c Hussain b Stewart |
41 |
(68) |
3 |
- |
2-98 |
3 |
I. Howarth |
c sub (Reeves) b Stewart |
49 |
(79) |
5 |
- |
3-98 |
4 |
R. P. Turner |
not out |
26 |
(24) |
2 |
- |
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5 |
S. L. P. Dobner |
c Pritchard b Stewart |
0 |
(2) |
- |
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4-99 |
6 |
J. W. Pearson |
b Reiss |
11 |
(19) |
- |
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5-131 |
7 |
M. K. Reeves |
run out |
16 |
(18) |
1 |
- |
6-159 |
8 |
P. A. S. Mellor |
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9 |
D. Emerson |
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10 |
J. vdG. Webster |
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11 |
G. J. Timms |
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Extras |
(NB1, W5, LB2, B8) |
16 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 35 overs) |
159 |
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Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Reiss |
7 |
0 |
30 |
2 |
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Webb |
7 |
1 |
23 |
0 |
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3 |
Pritchard |
7 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
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4 |
Eccleston |
6 |
0 |
33 |
0 |
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5 |
Stewart |
2 |
0 |
9 |
3 |
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6 |
Hussain |
2 |
0 |
11 |
0 |
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7 |
Hawkes |
2 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
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8 |
Norton |
2 |
0 |
14 |
0 |
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Harwell CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
R. Stewart |
lbw b Emerson |
10 |
(19) |
1 |
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1-15 |
2 |
A. Hussain |
b Edwards |
40 |
(49) |
5 |
- |
2-94 |
3 |
S. Hawkes |
b Reeves |
48 |
(89) |
2 |
- |
3-131 |
4 |
K. Norton |
b Howarth |
26 |
(44) |
1 |
- |
4-139 |
5 |
T. Read + |
run out (Westmoreland) |
3 |
(11) |
- |
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5-140 |
6 |
P. Eccleston * |
run out (Reeves/Westmoreland) |
3 |
(5) |
- |
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6-148 |
7 |
S. Pritchard |
b Reeves |
0 |
(2) |
- |
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7-148 |
8 |
B. Reiss |
not out |
3 |
(2) |
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9 |
T. Webb |
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10 |
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11 |
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Extras |
(W12, B3) |
15 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 35 overs) |
148 |
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Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Emerson |
7 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
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2 |
Timms |
5 |
0 |
29 |
0 |
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3 |
Webster |
4 |
0 |
21 |
0 |
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4 |
Dobner |
7 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
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5 |
Edwards |
5 |
0 |
29 |
1 |
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6 |
Reeves |
4 |
0 |
23 |
2 |
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7 |
Howarth |
3 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
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Note: Harwell only fielded 9 players for the
match |
MOTM: I. Howarth Champagne Moment: G. J. Timms hitting M.
Westmoreland (keeping) with a bouncer Buffet Award: G. J. Timms and D. M.
Edwards’ crab and mussel salad (with benefits) |
Opposition:
V069 / 01 Ground: G056 / 01 Captain: C011 / 68 |